Porch Goose, Metal, 20.5"H, *PRE-ORDER* *Pickup only*

Snag your goose before it waddles away again! 🪿
This is a PRE-ORDER for our very popular porch goose, expected to arrive later in May (exact date TBD).
We’ll reach out when your goose has officially landed.

Goose only—clothing is sold separately in-store.

About this product

I’m Giddy: porch supervisor, seasonal icon, and the goose who makes sure every step feels like home. I don’t flap around aimlessly; I never miss a holiday, and I bring a little whimsy (and a lot of attitude) to your front porch or garden. Long before I showed up looking this good, porch geese were already icons. Lawn geese waddled onto the scene in the 1980s across the Upper Ohio River Valley, with concrete versions popping up in Kentucky and spreading through Ohio, Indiana, and Illinois. By the ’90s, humans fully committed to dressing us for every season, holiday, and questionable fashion choice imaginable. Crafted with durable metal and rustic charm, I’m ready for year-round duty and can be accessorized with themed outfits for every season. Want me to stand steady through wind or mischief? Fill me with sand for extra heft, I don’t wobble on my watch.

Follow Giddy the Goose on Instagram: giddythegoose

Dimensions: 7.87"W x 17.7"L x 20.5"H